Travis
Travis + Paintball and/or blob = global chaos and mayhem
But don't ask me why :\
Seymour
do i dare ask? why?
Travis
I think that being in the very presence of such activities negatively alters the fabric of space-time and if I actually participated then the continuum could collapse once and for all...
Seymour
ok, um, i'm not sure how doing the blob and slide and/or paintball could cause that
Travis
That is why it's called "theoretical" physics
*nods emphatically*